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Origin of the Commissioned Officer Insignias
The young 2nd Lieutenant approached the crusty old MSG and asked him about the origin of the commissioned officer insignias.
"Well, Lieutenant, it's history and tradition. First, we give you a gold bar representing that you're valuable BUT malleable. The silver bar of a 1st lieutenant represents value, but less malleable. When you make captain, you're twice as valuable so we give you two silver bars. As a colonel, you soar over military masses, hence the eagle. As a general, you're obviously a star. That answer your question?"
"Yes, Master Sergeant" replies the lieutenant, but what about majors and lieutenant colonels?"
The Master Sergeant explains, "Now that goes waaaaaay back in history,
back to the Garden of Eden even. You see, we've always covered our
pricks with leaves."
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