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Which Military Service Has Big Brass Ones?
A marine general, an army general and an navy admiral were discussing who has the toughest men one day.
The army general goes, "Alright, I'll prove the army's got the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!"
The private reports as ordered -"Yes sir?"
The general goes, "see that man over there? Kill him!"
Without hesitating, the private kills the man.
The general goes "See? That man has balls!"
The marine general goes, "That's nothing! Private get over here!"
The marine private reports, "Yes sir?"
The general goes, "See that man over there? Kill him and then yourself!"
Without blinking the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.
The marine general goes, "See? Now that man has balls!"
The admiral says, "That's nothing." He calls to a seaman high up on a tower, "Hey seaman! Jump off that tower!"
The seaman goes, "Excuse me sir?"
The admiral repeats, "JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!"
The seaman replies, "F#$% you sir!"
The admiral goes, "See? That man has balls and he's got brains too!"
Note: The Airforce is not mentioned in the above. We leave it as an exercise to the reader to speculate why.
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