In response to our West Point jokes one of our readers sent us the following:
Why do marines think they are better than everyone else? "'Cause R
ooniforms R more perttier."
What happens to a soldier when he starts to
believe his own B.S.? He becomes a marine.
Why do the marines
have the lowest intelligence test entry standards of all the services?
Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
How do you get rid of a bunch
of marines? Easy, just tell them that CNN is two blocks over.
US Marine Corps. oath of
enlistment: I, (state your name), swear...duhhh...high and
tight...(grunt) cammies...uhhh...perty uniform...air force women...OORAH! So
help me corps. _________________________ (Make your mark and
have someone sign it for you)