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Marine Jokes

Marine Jokes

In response to our West Point jokes one of our readers sent us the following:

Why do marines think they are better than everyone else?
аааааа "'Cause R ooniforms R more perttier."
What happens to a soldier when he starts to believe his own B.S.?
аааааа He becomes a marine.
Why do the marines have the lowest intelligence test entry standards of all the services?
аааааа Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
How do you get rid of a bunch of marines?
аааааа Easy, just tell them that CNN is two blocks over.
US Marine Corps. oath of enlistment:
аааааа I, (state your name), swear...duhhh...high and tight...(grunt) cammies...uhhh...perty uniform...air force women...OORAH! So help me corps.
аааааа _________________________
аааааа (Make your mark and have someone sign it for you)