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Military Work Rules
Military Work Rules
- Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will
no longer accept the Medical Officer's statement as proof of illness as we
believe that if you are able to go on sick parade, you are able to come to
work.
- Leave of Absence for an Operation: We are no longer allowing
this practice. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed certainly
makes you less than we bargained for.
- Death, Other than Your Own: This
is no excuse. If you can arrange the funeral services to be held late in the
afternoon, however, we can let you off an hour early, provided all your work is
up to date.
- Death, Your Own: This will be accepted as an excuse, but
we would like at least two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach
someone else your job.
- Quantity of Work: No matter how much you do,
you'll never do enough.
- Quality of Work: The minimum acceptable level
is perfection.
- Advice from the Commanding Officer: Eat a live toad
first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the
day.
- The senior officer is Always Right.
- When the senior
officer is Wrong, Refer to Rule 8.
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