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West Point JokesQ: Why do West Point graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view mirror?
A: To justify their handicap parking.
Q: Do you know why the Army football team should change its name to the "Opposums"?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: Why doesn't Army have ice on the sidelines during games?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q. What do you get when you drive slowly by the Military Academy campus?
A. A degree.
Q: What do a Navy Midshipman and a West Point Cadet have in common?
A: They both got accepted to West Point.
Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a West Point Cadet?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Navy is playing Army, which has a first down with three minutes left in the half. An Army fan sets off a firecracker, and Navy, thinking it's the end of the half, runs off the field. Three plays later, Army punts.
The Army football coach gave his team a few days off. Several decided
to go down to Panama City Beach for fun and relaxation.
Coach Sutton saw the players the first day back at practice and asked
about their vacation.
The Annapolis grad walked into the bar, sat down and said, "Hey barkeep,
you hear the joke about the four West Point players in a farmhouse?"
Chairs scraped behind him, and four of the biggest, meanest guys in the
bar stood up.
Did you hear that Army just bought twenty new septic tanks?
Yeah, and Army coach Bob Sutton says as soon as they learn to drive
them, they're gonna invade Annapolis.
An Army football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.
Q: How come the Army football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "W's" together.
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