A YELLOW BIRD

A yellow bird
with a little beak
was sitten on
my toilet seat
I pushed him in
I flushed him down
I watched his ass
go round and round.

A little bird
with a yellow bill
was sitting on
my window sill.
I lured him in
with a piece of bread
then I smashed
his fuckin head

On My Knees (one from the 80's)

Up in the morning fore the break of day
I don't like it-no way
I eat my breakfast too damn soon
Hungry as hell before noon
I went to the mess SGT on my knees.
Mess SGT mess SGT feed me please.
Mess SGT said with a mean old grin.
If you wanna go Airborne
You've got to be thin
yeah i'm hardcore
lean and mean
fit to fight
outta sight
one mile
no sweat
two miles
better yet
three miles
I can make it
you can make it
huah!
a-ha
huah!
a-ha
hardcore
lean and mean
on the scene
ARMY green

Everywhere We Go

everywhere we go,
People want to know:
Who we are,
Where we come from,
So we tell them,
We are "___________"
Mighty, mighty "___________"
Name taking "__________"
Hard charging "___________"
Ever loving "__________"
ALL THE WAY "___________"

Here we go again
Same old stuff again,
Marching down the avenue.
Six more weeks (or day, etc)
And we'll be through,
I'll be glad, and so will you.

Superman

Me and Superman got in a fight
I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite
I hit him so hard I busted his brain
And now I'm dating Lois Lane

Well, me and Batman, we had one too
I hit him in the head with my left shoe
Right in the temple with my left heel
And now I'm driving the Batmobile

I Don't Know

I don't know why I left
But I know I done wrong
And it won't be long
'Til I get on back home
Got a letter in the mail
Join the Army or go to jail
And it won't be long
'Til I get on back home
They put me in a barber chair
Wheeled me 'round, I had no hair
And it won't be long
'Til I get on back home