A YELLOW BIRD
A yellow bird with a little beak was sitten on my toilet seat I pushed him in I flushed him down I watched his ass go round and round.
A little bird with a yellow bill was sitting on my window sill. I lured him in with a piece of bread then I smashed his fuckin head
On My Knees (one from the 80's)
Up in the morning fore the break of day I don't like it-no way I eat my breakfast too damn soon Hungry as hell before noon I went to the mess SGT on my knees. Mess SGT mess SGT feed me please. Mess SGT said with a mean old grin. If you wanna go Airborne You've got to be thin yeah i'm hardcore lean and mean fit to fight outta sight one mile no sweat two miles better yet three miles I can make it you can make it huah! a-ha huah! a-ha hardcore lean and mean on the scene ARMY green
Everywhere We Go
everywhere we go, People want to know: Who we are, Where we come from, So we tell them, We are "___________" Mighty, mighty "___________" Name taking "__________" Hard charging "___________" Ever loving "__________" ALL THE WAY "___________"
Here we go again Same old stuff again, Marching down the avenue. Six more weeks (or day, etc) And we'll be through, I'll be glad, and so will you.
SupermanMe and Superman got in a fight I hit him in the head with some Kryptonite I hit him so hard I busted his brain And now I'm dating Lois Lane Well, me and Batman, we had one too I hit him in the head with my left shoe Right in the temple with my left heel And now I'm driving the Batmobile
I Don't KnowI don't know why I left But I know I done wrong And it won't be long 'Til I get on back home Got a letter in the mail Join the Army or go to jail And it won't be long 'Til I get on back home They put me in a barber chair Wheeled me 'round, I had no hair And it won't be long 'Til I get on back home