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Morph Guns
Miles
10/27/2007 11:45:25 PM
How about this for a comedy war story. Two enemies using morph guns, which turns each other into an object or an animal. Like a chicken or a toaster. Think about. Everybody is turning everybody into chickens! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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LouiesDemise
10/28/2007 9:01:01 PM
I would need more information to see if this is funny or not:
1. is the morph gun a crew served weapon?
2. is it capable of indirect fire?
3. what is its area of effect?
4. how do you change the morph setting? (dial, switch, thought)
5. What kind of ammo does it require? Or does it need energy?
6. can chickens use this weapon?
-LD
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WarNerd
10/29/2007 3:09:06 AM
How intelligent is the chicken or toaster?
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WarNerd
10/29/2007 3:10:47 AM
And what are the genetics and sex of the resulting critters.
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Miles
10/29/2007 5:11:31 PM
The morph gun can shoot about as far across a football field. It can only effect humans, since it's equiped with the human gene reader. It's a crew served weapon and it's capable of indriect fire. It can not harm the area, only enemt targets. To change the morph setting, just switch the switch on it to chicken or toaster. It has no ammo, only an energy blaster capable of turning a human into something else harmless. And the energy is unlimited. But it can over heat depending how much you fire. If it over heats, you can not fire it anymore, until it cools off. It will blow if it over heats too much. When the enemy turns into a chicken or toaster, the enemy will forget his or her human intelligents. And there's no solution of changing them back. They are a chicken or toaster for life. And the chickens are all female. You'll become a complete female chicken if you get shot by a morph gun. For advice, if you want to remain an intelligent human, beware of enemies with morph guns. So what do you think now?
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WarNerd
10/30/2007 1:54:29 AM
If you eat the eggs from the chicken should that be considered cannibalism?
If you let the chicken mate with a rooster, is that condoning bestiality?
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Miles
10/30/2007 1:23:08 PM
If you eat them, you could say that.
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andyf
10/30/2007 3:50:23 PM
what happens if the GUN gets hit?
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Miles
10/30/2007 4:43:12 PM
By it's own blast? Nothing will happen, unless it touchs the person using the gun. The Morph gun only turns humans into chickens.
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