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Subject: If Braveheart was a RTS
    8/9/2005 9:07:45 PM


KINGlongshanks has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

KINGlongshanks taxes *RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe*

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: omfg dude what the hell?
KINGlongshanks: sorry im running low on gold ive got to build some
                barracks
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: dude we had a deal you said youd leave me alone
KINGlongshanks: omfg dude haha!!! i told you i wouldnt attack you
                as long as you listen to the laws of my country
                n00b.

william_wallace has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: yeah ok w/e fine here you can have my country im leaving
william_wallace: wtf? BrUcE don't quit you bitch I need you on my team
KINGlongshanks: haha lmfao!!!! you guys are such n00bs hahaha

KINGlongshanks sends Prema Nocta on *RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe*

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: dude arent your soldiers married wtf?
KINGlongshanks: if i cant burn you out ill breed you out haha.

HAMISH has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
Stephen Pwns Ireland has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
Stewart has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

Stephen Pwns Ireland: biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatchessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: Stewart wtf should i do dude longshanks is fucking me
                  up
Stewart: yo KINGlongshanks if your not a pussy come meet me at
         Sterling i promise i wont attack you lets just talk
         in a p/m
william_wallace: fuck that just aggro him
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: im staying out of this one
william_wallace: robert can my team join yours for the meeting?
                 ive been playing for years im good.
RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe: oh shit guys my dad needs to use the comp for
                   negotions brb.

RoBeRt_Tha_BruCe has left *Scotland_Freedom*

william_wallace: stewart can I come with you?
william_wallce:  stewart?!?!?!
william_wallce:  S
william_wallace: T
william_wallace: E
william_wallace: W
stewart: yeah sorry dude i was trying to make some soldiers real quick
william_wallace: can i come?
stewart: yeah but dont do anything dude let me do the talking
william_wallace: alright stephen hamish we can go
HAMISH: cool
Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahaha!!!!! lmfao!!!!! dieeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

william_wallace: ok longshanks you ready wtf?!?!?!
KINGlongshanks: yeah i had to call my general he was eating real quick

Lochlan has joined *Scotland_Freedom*

Stewart: ok lochlan dont attack me ok?!?!?!
Lochlan: yeah whatever just do what i tell you
william_wallace: yo lochlan kiss my ass
Lochlan: stfu
stewart: wallace general omg you guys stop real quick time out
william_wallace: dude the general thinks hes fucking good he has shit
Lochlan: omg dude you dont even have archers
william_wallace: wow sorry im poor dude whatever

Lochlan attacks *william_wallace* with Archers

william_wallace: hahaha you are horrible you cant hit shit
HAMISH: that was gay
Stephen Pwns Ireland: hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

lochlan: omfg whatever take this

lochlan attacks *william_wallace* with Calvalry
William_wallace counters with *Spears*

william_Wallace: hahaha I saved my money for spears dumbass
lochlan: wtf!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

william_wallace attacks *lochlan* with Infantry
HAMISH attacks *lochlan* with Infantry
Stephen Pwns Ireland attacks lochlan by himself.

lochlan: omfg dude you said we would just talk!!!

stewart has left *Scotland_Freedom*

lochlan: haha half your army just lagged out you are going to
                 get pwned!!!!

stewart has joined *Scotland_Freedom*
stewart attacks lochlan with Calvalry

william_wallace: hahaha
Stephen Pwns Ireland: biiiiiiiiiiiiitch

lochlan has been defeated
lochlan has left *Scotland_Freedom*

KINGlongshanks: omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys fucking hack!!!!! how did
                you get all that shit?!?! bull! bull! bull!
william_wallace: yeah ok we hack whatever you just suck
KINGlongshanks: whatever i have to go to france real quick my son is
                getting on ill let him deal with you
HAMISH: pussy

KINGlongshanks has left *Scotland_Freedom*
PRINCedward has entered *Scotland_Freedom*

PRINCEedward: ok guys dont attack me please im new can you help me?
william_wallace: alright fine ill help you what do you need to know?
PRINCeedward: how do i make an army?
william_wallace: you need money and you have to build barracks
PRINCEedward no i have that already i just dont know how to do it
william_wallace: ?!?!?!?! umm ok what bases do y
 
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Heorot    RE:If Braveheart was a RTS   8/15/2005 5:36:16 PM
William Wallace was a 5ft 4 ginger headed Scots cattle thief and suspected murderer. He got the end he deserved. Mel Gibson??? Jeez,
 
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