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Subject: BILL CLINTON ENJOYED POPULARITY IN INDIA
vinuatlast    9/1/2004 12:40:31 AM
CLINTON ENJOYED POPULARITY IN INDIA These are true excerpts from Bill clintons visit to India which was forbidden by the ministries of both the nations to be brought in public President Clinton visited India in 2000 the first U.S. leader in more than two decades to set foot in the world?s largest democracy, where Mahatma Gandhi?s principles of nonviolence are still valued, as shown by the country?s new motto: "We have nuclear weapons. Don?t mess with us!" Clinton?s five-day visit was designed partly to persuade Indian leaders to seek peace with neighbouring Pakistan, which has also conducted nuclear tests and is eager to help India control its population growth. Clinton traveled with his daughter, Chelsea, and his mother-in-law, Dorothy Rodham, leaving the First Lady, Hillary, in America, just to make sure Al Gore didn?t do anything crazy. Clinton received a warm welcome in India -- with many women showering him with flowers -- prompting him to consider, at least for a few minutes, whether to eventually retire there. "India is a wonderful country," he said. "It has nice scenery, attractive women, low taxes, attractive women, delicious food and, most importantly, attractive women." When he heard that Indian women have won three Miss. World titles in recent years, Clinton said, "That?s really impressive. How much do houses here cost?" Visiting the Central Hall of Parliament in New Delhi, Clinton was mobbed by politicians eager to shake his hand. "I was pleased," Clinton said. "I never realized India had so many Democrats." One member of parliament dived over a table to shake Clinton?s hand. "I can?t believe I got to shake his hand," the Indian politician exclaimed. "I touched the hand that touched Monica." When Clinton wasn?t mingling with excited politicians, he was enjoying the exotic sights of India. He and his entourage visited the Ranthambore Tiger Reserve, where they spotted two Royal Bengal tigers. Clinton warned Chelsea not to get too close. "They?re dangerous," he said. "Almost as dangerous as Charlton Heston." Soon after leaving the reserve, Chelsea spotted another animal and shouted, "Look, Dad! What?s that strange animal?" "I?m not sure," Clinton said, "but I think they call it a cow. We even have some in America. But I don?t think the Washington Zoo has any." Clinton spent several hours marveling at the beauty of the Taj Mahal, a white marble monument built in the 17th century by Mughal emperor Shah Jahan as a symbol of his love for his wife. "He built this for his wife?" Clinton asked in awe. "The biggest thing I?ve ever built for Hillary is a doghouse. And I had to sleep in it." Clinton and Chelsea also found time for a lot of shopping, buying pashmina shawls, wool jackets and silk carpets at one New Delhi store. The store?s owner tried to persuade Clinton to buy more carpets, but he resisted. "We don?t want too many carpets in the White House," Clinton said. "I want to be able to hear Hillary?s footsteps." Clinton got a good taste of the spicy Indian cuisine, eating so much food at one restaurant that the manager remarked, "I knew he was the world?s most powerful man, but I didn?t know he?s also the world?s hungriest. And I thought my goats ate too much." Overall, the trip was a success, though Clinton failed to get India to renounce nuclear weapons. Said one Indian politician: "If Mr. Clinton doesn?t tell us how to use our nuclear technology, we won?t tell him how to use his cigars.
 
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