I don't know about Cheif's backspace key, but he does post alot of destructive BS.

Yup he shore does. I'll bet he thinks the fact that his chai cup falls through the hole in the middle of his 'drink holder' on his 'puter is a Zionist conspiracy - whadaya think? You recon he still has a workin 'a' drive after pourin all that butter in there and yankin the disc out with a pair of plyers? (and that was a Zionist conspiracy too, not tellin him about the 'E-ject' button!) ;o)

YO COWDOGGY! If you type "ZIONIST" in caps using wingdings, you get an Islamic crescent moon, a hand motioning to stop, a flag, a skull and crossbones, another hand motioning to stop, a drop of oil, and a snowflake. This is proof that the Zionists intend to stop Islam, take the Muslim lands, and kill them and take their oil and ship the survivors to Antartica. You dun think it's true but I know.

By jimmeny!Hes right.I just tried it.(convincing demonstration of my sadness)

The deep mysteries of the Wingdings Enigma codes has spawned a breakthrough in deciphering the plans of the Eternal Masonic-Zionist conspiracy. By combining the Masonic use of symbols to convey ideas with the Zionist use of ideas to convey symbols, Wingdings is the "key" to unlocking the prophecies. Who before 9-11-2001 would have believed that Wingdings could decode the doublethink of the Orwellian masters of flouridated water, low-fat pork chops, and orbital mind control lasers? No one but those us us who remember the origins of both the Masons and the Jews can recognize Babylonian attempts at crossing language barriers between alien species when they see them. (You thought the Roswell UFO crash in 1947 and the establishment of Israel the next year is coincidnece?) Note the use of universal hand signs in the Wingdings font. Using Wingdingomancy, we see that ISLAM works out to be an outstretched hand signing "stop," a drop of oil, a sad face, a two-finger "peace" sign, and a bomb with a lit fuse. The message is quite clear. Stop buying Arab oil, and they'll sadly make peace with you until they can bomb you again. Happy Planetary Convergence Day.

Beamish me up, Scotty. I think he's onto something....

I have not worked out the translations of every glyph in the Masonic-Zionist cyber-cuneiform keystrokes of the Wingdings font, but interestingly enough, it is a breakthrough in the methodology of conspiracy archivists. I would go public with my findings, but the MK-ULTRA experiments conducted upon me (to demonstrate drug use foils the mind control lasers - thus the war on drugs) make me fear discovery by the Powers that Be. I only hope my work can expose more of the Eternal Masonic-Zionist Conspiracy before it moves to the top of the DUCT TAPE heirarchy. (Diverse-Unification Conspiracy Theory To Annihilate People Everywhere - the medium in which competing conspirators with seemingly incongruent goals vie for power, while all the strings are pulled by God, Satan, Walt Disney's cryogenically preserved brain, or whoever is at top of the ladder). Dichotomies prevail, as always, and now the heirs of sun worshippers and the heirs of moon worshippers, the forces of light and darkness, are preparing for the grand showdown at the base of Har Megiddo. You read it here first. (And forgot the source, okay?)