You could always try this approach: 1. Travel to Canada. 2. Destroy your passport. 3. Grovel, beg and plead: "Please don't send me back to that rat infested sand pit that spawned me, the whole place is full of evil people who will kill me because I.... (At this point, make up something understandable to Canadians while being utterly reprehensible in wherever you came from, for example, if emmigrating from Iran you would say "I disrupted the Imam's interpretation of a Q'uranic verse", from Pakistan: "I was caught reading a Salman Rushdie book" or from the USA: "I want to wear plaid flannel shirts".) With any luck, you will have asylum papers shortly! Oh, By the way: Under NO circumstances suggest that you wish to settle down in Quebec, unless you can pass yourself off as utterly infatuated with French Canadian culture and willing to change your name to Jacque. If all else fails, develop your arms to the point where you can throw a 90 mph fastball and tell the officials it is your life's dream to pitch for the Expos, no matter how little they pay you. Good Luck, and dress warm!

SGT Obvious is mostly right. We even had one guy last year who said that if didn't let him in he'd have to go back to whatever african nation he was from where he would be forced to eat his cremated fathers ashes...(we later discovered his dad was alive and well) If you're serious about this however, I'd head on over to Citizenship and Immigration Canada,

Canadian Baron was kind enough to already point out, thx Baron.