for Obama?

 

Some of the invited guests:

 

 

for the mandatory choir to sing the Obamessiah's praises,  the entire MSM, replete with studio lights from behind highlighting the halo.

for hubris - the reverend Wright

for reminding Obama of Humility in the face of his Triumph - the good father Pfleger: sic transit gloria Obama. He can do double duty at standup comedy and mimicking as well, with a bit of crocodile tear imitations thrown in for good measure. The Kos Kids will eat it up.

for Iago-like advice, Hillary, of course

for sheer malice - Alec Baldwin, with a one-way ticket elsewhere

for catering the Koolaide - Susan Sarandon, Danny Glover, Tim Robbins, and Hollywood twits.

for reminding Obama of his ties to Louis Farakhan, William Ayres and other fine fellows - Michele Obama

for reminding Jews of his wonderful ties and support of Israel - all of his PALI praisers and fundraisers, his   

        anti-Israel foreign policy advisor by the name of Rice, and his anti-Israel staffers, including the one who met with Hamas.

for bringing a needed sexual tension to the event -  Chris "he brings a chill up my leg" Matthews

for Bush-bashing maliciousness  and truthers-  a joint appearance by Joy Behar and Rosie O'Donnell

for bringing out those that turned against Bush -  Scott McClellan, now touted as as expert on the White House inner workings

for ways to vote on emotion rather than on looking at experience and accomplishments - about 75% of those who voted for Obama

for a toast to celebrate his victory - White Liberal Guilt because they dont want to be called "racists"

for partycrashers - the 17,000,000 women, blue-collar workers, older voters, etc, who know a scam when they see one (though they DID vote for Hillary as well)

for the Keynote Speech - Joe Biden (courtesy of Neil McKinnock)

for the Master of Ceremonies -  Reverend Wright (in a duo role)

 

 

 

swhitebull - it should be a rip-roaring event at this rate.  Anyone else care to add to the list? I'm sure I omitted many others.

 

 

 

 

What would you choose for the entertainment line-up for either Obama's or McCain's inaugural ball?

Sour grapes?  Nah,  but it certainly is a fine whine from the left.

 

 

swhitebull

For Barack Obama's inaugural ball he should set it up like a disco night club or rave. There should be scantily clad women dancing to guest DJs FatBoy Slim's rendition of the "the Joker" as heard in Tokyo nightclub ecxtasy scene in movie "Babel".

 

Even though McCain has no chance at all of winning , if he does he should go for the trance /techno genre as well.

 

As the night wears on it would decend into a decadent debauchery reminiscent of a Full Moon Party with tons of American and foriegn porn stars. Let freedom ring!

 

The price of a third party might be 3 new liberal Supreme Court Judges and a Pelosi/Reed.BHO administration.

Then a clean house election.

Not going to happen.  The mathematics of the Winner Take All electoral college system practically demands that third parties fail.  There is a conservative wet dream in which the Democrats win, do horrible things, and then the United States citizenry collectively wakes up, says, oh my, what was I thinking, and runs to the far right.  That won't happen either. 

If far left idealogy wins the election, then the next election will feature the remnants of the Republican party moving left as well, in an attempt to re-capture the middle, which is numerically far more important than either fringe.  This will happen ESPECIALLY if a conservative third party arises- with them peeling off the right end of the bell curve, the only good pickings will be left towards the other end.  Also, with the conservative voices muted during the GOP primary as they go pick their own candidate, the GOP will become more liberal by default. 

 

In a parliamentary system, a strong third party can become the kingmaker, if one of the leading parties needs it to create a majority coalition.  In the US, it merely makes some voter irrelevant, diluting support for its side of the political spectrum.

 

Just as Nader's Nuts are nothing more than a destructive nuisance for the Dems, any conservative third party will have no effect other than to create liberal victories.

 

Of course, there is the liberal wet dream:  they win big, control the white house, and both branches of Congress, get some liberal judges, and finally fix things by passing laws defining conservative positions as illegal hate speech.  Radio stations and Internet sites with "wrong" ideas are shut down, Fox is warned to toe the line or risk losing licenses, and conservativism dies a slow death as its ideas can no longer be publicly discussed.  Considering that liberal politicians have already expressed thoughts along these lines, which wet dream is closer to reality should Barak win in November?

 

SGTObvious

If he wins, of course, you will have to square the reality of his win with your certainty that this reality is impossible, and finally understand that your entire philosophy of the universe is fatally undermined by fundamental misconceptions, yes?

SGTObvious

 

Your post is just too juicy to resist....   "no chance...if he does..."?

 

Incoherent contradiction all wrapped in one sentence. 

The Dems entertainment must be black...we can work out all of the details...like whether or not they're actually entertainment...later.