There is another of Tonga vs Fiji on the same page. If I was born again I think I'd come back as a Polynesian because they have the best attitude to life of any race I've ever encountered. They eat a lot of meat, are ferkin' good at rugby and the decent looking ones have an unfair advantage at getting  hot blonde girls to drop their pants for them. (Sigh)

PS, sorry for the underlining but the stupid software did it and I can't be bothered re-writing.

anywhere where there is TV. Proven techniques!! no bull.

10) Buy flowers if dating, especially send them to her office.

9) Always take them out to eat- whatever you can afford.

8) Be clean shaven. Its 2009.

7) Always listen extremely attentively to women, let them talk their hearts out (thiss the toughest one). Talk less if at all. Just nod in agreement.

6) Buy a nice car- it really drives up their hormone level- no joke. I started out dating withdifficult when I had a subcompact, when I bought red Nissan Z car I was mobbed by women.

5) Go to bars after 10pm thats when the single crowd pops in after work, Thurs, Fri, Sat. Before 10pm its just the regulars watching sports and their tight cliques.

4) Opening lines to meet someone in the bar- try something like this"Do u do anything for a living except look beautiful"

3) Start conversation in bar and then listen to her. See if she mirrors your movements , lean closer she should follow, check it out if she plays with her hair.

2) Then of course as soon as possible can I buy you a drink- say champagne- yep this one works, it shows interest. If all is fine set up a nice Saturday afternoon date for an activity like show or something next week followed by dinner (do not do lunch its corny)

1) Always appear confident and never reveal any problems especially job related or major stressful issues that will only get u a peck on the cheek- and this line" u r a sweet guy I am sure evreything will be fine, cya".

 

Thats my 10 step for winning a war in the bar.