www.peopleofwalmart.com/

 

I wonder how much Wal Mart paid BBC to put that informercial as "news." It's Halloween for the sake!

It was on MSNBC too. 

 

Who the heck would want to be buried in a casket from Wal-Mart?  Geez.  Might as well just roll the corpse in the river if you're that cheap.

 

 

Costco has been selling them for years. Cost effective and shipped upon death (I believe) to funeral parlor. It is a nice option and saves the akward funeral home sales guy trying to put Mom or G-ma in a gucci casket. It could make it easier for the bereaved but i would rather be dropped in a mass grave naked than be buried in a Wal-mart box.

 

I imagine we could start selling our departed to the tallow plant but i guess sentimental reasons prohibit. When i die I want to be cremated and have my ashes donated to Massengil.

Anything to lower the cost of dying.  Seriously.

 

Funerals are unreasonably expensive.  I would prefer being buried naked in a mass grave over burdening my relatives.

well look at it this way cradle to grave services and supplies the low price way form Walmart.  OR the government saying it can do it better.

 

/remember funerals are for the living.  the dead don't bother.

If you live off of Wal-Mart products there is no doubt you'll be in the Wal-mart oven alot sooner.  It is unfortunate that Wal-mart's ahem, employee health plan would still bankrupt the family of a deceased employee.  The high price of a low cost funeral.

And seeing as how Wal-mart's coffins are made in China, the pall bearers are likely to suffer lead, mercury, asbestos, arsenic and melamin poisoning in the performance of their duties.  A Wal-mart creamatorium would be just as likely to incinerate the operator and witnesses instead of the dead. 

Driveby for the day: Maybe WalMart's just gearing up for Obama/Pelosi Care...
(or if you listen to Congressman Alan Grayson - RepubliCare).