This has no relation to the CS4-PHANTOM device we are presently working on to contact BURL IVES, I just wanted to remind my readers that my book " The Yo-Yo vs Yoko Ono and Yo Yo Mah " is still on sale in the Sci-fi section of Barnes & Noble..

Basically the guy ( Dr.Ocky ) phones me up around 2am with theories he'd like to put up here on Strategypage in the Science Fiction section. He is somewhat lazy so he just rambles into the answering machine ( which I never pick up ).We have a deal, I put up his crazed theories and he does my taxes..

Excerpt 12 of 58 : 3:00am-5:OOam ( I was watching HBO with the earphones on as Dr.Ocky left his rant ). The theory of GTM:MOBILE thermal-wrapped DYNO-Twister CLEANER MACHINE : I was in the middle of the public library near the less-smellier section when it finally struck me that a GTM:MOBILE LAB could help reduce the stench of the financially strapped!It must have been the frozen turkey dinner I had earlier that reminded me that all is not swell on this planet.Then it struck me like a crazy rash in the middle of a golf course !I could go to K-Mart and Radio Shack and build a HYPER-THONG tripple absorbing device that could possibly save the world from the needs of bathing ! Imagine my surprise Cocoonboy as I stood there in that old library pondering a time-warp GERBIL TRANSPORTER, when suddenly my latest and best idea yet struck me like the old yellow 40 watt bulb they have in the bathroom ! I could go on for miles ! And of course he did.....but I don't feel like writing it all down tonight..

Excerpt 5 of 4 : 3:15-4:45 am. Humanic bus transporters : Cocoonboy ! I was slowly drifting off in thought as I strolled through the cold winter night of the big city.I have had it with those dopes at the library and the new 23 book per day limit !So on I strolled through the cold wind waiting for the bus.Pacing back and forth and finally the guy shows up ! Nobody else was on board and I headed for the last back seat to the left ( as usual ).Soon we were off and that's when it hit me !I could invent a cap that each person on the bus could wear that would transport all of us for free ! Just like that movie you like called the Matrix Cocoonboy !It would have to be some form of thermal heat absorber like those dopes use to get energy from the Sun in Californ-I-A ! But it could work !I did the math last night after I got back from a speech I read off at Dennys to a couple of late night two-bits. So far the bus would have to be a mile long and hold up to 5000 people........now I know your thinking that's crazy, but that's only my first try at it with a calculator and some pretty heavy head gear and wires and stuff. I get back with you later on when I slim it up for mass productivity ! You watch Cocoonboy, this one is gonna put us up on top. Dr.Ocky added a few other tid-bits but my recorder broke down.And then he comes over and borrows it from me ! So we'll see.....

Monday Nov 29, 2004 Dr.Ocky called me tonight at 2:15 am to see if my answering machine he borrowed and returned was working. Dr.Ocky : Cocoonboy.........are you there ?!.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................pick up Cocoonboy if you hear this !!!!!!!! ( me ) calm down Dr.Ocky......I can read you loud and clear. Dr.Ocky : So the answering machine works and you put this up on StrategyPage right?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( me ) yeah Dr.Ocky..... Dr.Ocky : Ok, ...........I'll call you back in a bit..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................roger in roger out ' CLICK '.

3pm-5am : " Rendering Fiskett V.I.P.Thunkie-tickle thermal absorber machine: Hi Cocoonboy ! I was in need of some spare change , so I checked an extra-amount of coke machines on my way home ( instead of the usual amount ). It was raining and I was running low on foil. That's when it hit me like a pile of dwarfs at a silly Circus on the wrong side of Clown ! I'm going to invent a machine that will drag me out of the heap and throw me over the wall ! I call it the PORTA-PULT ! Unlike it's great grandad the Catapult, the PORTA-PULT will be designed to enable old people to travel at the speed of sound without breaking a hip ! Hey maybe I'll call it the Centrum Silver Bullet Ride ? My slogan ? " You won't need no OS CAL calcium supplement with this baby ". Are you there Cocoonboy ?! Are you still putting my stuff up or not ?!........" My answering machine soon ran out of tape and I have yet to hear back from Dr.Ocky.