After banning smoking in pubs, a new religion has formed, "the smokers church". The "Universal smokers church of God" has made smoking the centerpiece of it's rituals. At the moment the Universal smokers church of God is "converting" pubs into "churches" to congregate in.
It is said that the new religion is blasphemy and that it angers God, however up until now God has been unavailable for comment.
There were also protests from religious and anti smoking single issue fanatics. Two groups of people I don't mind seeing cringe and squirm.
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