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>
> >> A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came
> >> upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
> >>
> >> On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a
> >> similar but less serious state.
> >>
> >> The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
> >> both men the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had
> >> happened.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving
> >> north along the
> >> highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed
> >> insurgent.' We saw
> >> each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
> >> yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag
> >> who got what he
> >> deserved.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> He yelled back that KRudd is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left
> >> wing labour d!ckhead who knows bugger all about running the
> >> country.'
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
> >> mean-spirited lesbian!'
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia
> >> Gillard ! '
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> 'And, there we were, in the middle of the road,
> >> laughing, shaking hands,
> >> when a f*cking truck hit us.' |
