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gf0012-aust 3/23/2009 3:40:27 AM

as per the title... something to break the military spell..

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gf0012-aust 3/23/2009 3:48:57 AM

adelaide advertiser:

Michelle Owen, 24

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A WOMAN demanded police search a computer for evidence her ex-boyfriend had looked at child porn - instead they found videos of her having sex with a dog.

Michelle Owen, 24, of Indiana in the United States, has been charged with two felony counts of bestiality after the police found two incriminating videos in the computer's recycle bin.

When an officer told Owen he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she knew what they were, she replied: "The one with the dog."

The videos showed her engaging in a sexual act with her pet beagle Toby.

Owen claimed she made the videos when she was drunk and tried to delete them the next day.

Smoking Gun report:

Porn Sting Goes To The Dogs

Attempt to ensnare boyfriend comes back to bite Indiana woman

MARCH 18--Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop's "recycle bin." At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case). According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she "knew what those files might be." Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, "The one with the dog." Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle. After asking if she was "going to be charged with this," Owen said that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."

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gf0012-aust 3/23/2009 3:50:15 AM

Toby the Beagle should be ashamed of himself for hanging around with a trollop....

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Aussiegunneragain 3/23/2009 5:07:46 AM

LOL! Don't worry, she's one of the cousins so she'll end up with 15 minutes of fame and a wad of cash for telling her story on Jerry Springer. Anyway, I'm going to assume in advance that it's ok for me to borrow this and go and have some fun on the US board. Cya there :-).

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Volkodav 3/23/2009 5:18:51 AM

Sound's like standard viewing for a (very mild) RAAFies bucks night.

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Aussiegunneragain Top 9 Things Overheard On The Video Of Michelle Owen And Her Beagle ?Toby? Having Sex 3/23/2009 5:26:16 AM

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Top 9 Things Overheard On The Video Of Michelle Owen And Her Beagle ?Toby? Having Sex

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Suspecting that her ex-boyfriend had been using her laptop to surf for child pornography, concerned citizen Michelle Owen took matters into her own hands. Owens delivered the laptop to the police, who discovered two separate videos of Owen having sex with her dog Toby.

Without further ado, we present the Top 9 Things Overheard On The Video Of Michelle Owen And Her Beagle ?Toby? Having Sex.

9. ?You know Toby, I feel like we never just talk anymore.?
8. ?After more than a few logistical setbacks, Michelle discovered that you really can
teach an old dog new tricks.?
7. ?Beige. I think we should paint the doghouse beige.?
6. ?Not wanting to have ?owesies? hanging over his head, Toby promptly paid
Michelle back for the bone she had given him earlier.?

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4. ?You damn sure better pull out Toby. I?m only 24 and am definitely not ready for you to go from being my pet to ?my puppy daddy? just yet.?

3. ?Michelle, I?ve got a strong hunch that PETA is going to be very pleased when I tell them about your enthusiastic support for animals rights!?

2. ?What the hell are you talking about Michelle? It?s all doggie-style.?

1. ?Give it to me Toby! You know I love it ruff-ruff-ruff!!?

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Aussiegunneragain Top 9 Things Overheard On The Video Of Michelle Owen And Her Beagle ?Toby? Having Sex 3/23/2009 5:28:29 AM

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Aussiegunneragain 3/23/2009 5:53:05 AM

Sound's like standard viewing for a (very mild) RAAFies bucks night.

Really? There are red rat's flying on all the flag poles down here for the RAAF's 87th. I wonder if they will celebrate in similar style?

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DropBear 3/24/2009 12:49:20 AM

Wonder if she could be charged with kennel knowledge of an animal?

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Also, is Toby of the age of consent?

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Aussiegunneragain 3/24/2009 3:54:26 AM

Also, is Toby of the age of consent?

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Dog years are a wonderful thing.

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Aussiegunneragain 3/24/2009 3:55:27 AM

Anyway, I'm sure it was a nice change from just licking his own balls.

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