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Subject: What the Rangers Think of the Marines
    6/9/2004 12:32:05 AM

A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, "Wow! Are you a Marine?"

 

The Marine replied, "Why, yes I am, young man. Would you like to wear my hat?"

 

"Boy, would I!," said the little boy. He took the hat and placed it on his head and turned to admire himself in the mirror.

 

As he was looking in the mirror, he heard the door open and through a ray of bright light, a man entered the room. But, this was not just a man -- he was more than a man. He was an Airborne Ranger.

 

The little boy turned and went over to the soldier. As he approached him, he could see the reflection in his boots. His eyes widened as he stared up at the soldier's chest full of medals and combat ribbons. He tried to speak, but he couldn't. Finally, he took a deep breath, and managed to say, "Excuse me, Sir. Are you an Airborne Ranger?"

 

The Ranger replied with a thunderous voice, "Why yes, I am!! Would you like to shine my boots?"

 

The little boy smiled, and said, "Oh, no sir!! I'm not a Marine. I'm just wearing his hat!"
 
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apsaroake    RE:What the Rangers Think of the Marines   7/17/2004 6:52:40 PM
Unfortunatly, the boy didn't realize that A.R.M.Y. is the acronym for Ain't Ready to be A Marine Yet!
 
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T Tizzal       5/4/2007 9:23:51 AM
This should be the other way around, no soldier is good enough for a Marine's time no matter what rank
 
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blkshaama    Response to:What the Rangers Think of the Marines   5/17/2007 6:51:22 PM
I think this is wishfull thinking. Is this your wish for Christmas? You know very well, that all branches of the Military knows very well were the "war breeds" live. And if you didn't know, they live in my Marine Corps. So when you get ready to be a part of the world's finest fighting force, take off your paper wings(cuz Marine Corps wings are made of gold) and those food garnishments (patches) and go on down to San Diego or Paris Island to get smoked...well that's if you have what it takes.
 
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YOUGOTYOURASSKICKED       8/23/2008 12:14:17 AM
Lol this is funny, And sorry to dissapoint any Marines out there, they are tough but they are not the most elite, You would have to give that Title to Delta, The SEAL units, the Marine Force Recon units (Basically any Special Forces) and The S.A.S. and other Special Forces around the world, Marines are infantry, there tough, but there not elite.

 
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Patton       12/9/2010 10:39:25 AM
I like this....
 
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Patton       12/9/2010 10:42:20 AM

Unfortunatly, the boy didn't realize that A.R.M.Y. is the acronym for Ain't Ready to be A Marine Yet!

Question:   What does MARINE stand for ???

Answer:     Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential...
 
LMAO.
 
 
 
 
 

 
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