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Subject: Anciet Wars as an RTS
    8/7/2005 10:22:40 PM


If Ancient Wars had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

**T3H-Pharaoh has joined the game.**

**[ChZ]Hektor has joined the game.**

**yL]Aj4x has joined the game.**

**[ChZ]Paris has joined the game.**

**Agam3mnon has joined the game.**

**Pryam43 has joined the game.**

**Ohdi$ius has joined the game.**

[ChZ]Hektor: Why hello Paris, how do you do on this fine day?

[ChZ]Paris: whaddup hommie!

yL]Aj4x: omFg dude, Pryam43 was such a winey b1tch last game al he did waz cry that menalowis got his army past the norhtern wal!

Pryam43: here we go again...

Agam3mnon: stop your b1tching Ajax, and put allied chat on.

yL]Aj4x: im glad now I can focking pwn this noob again!11!!one!!

**Agam3mnon has taken the southern beach defenses**

Pryam43: OMFG hector that is yor focking spot n00b learn how to play for fock sakes!!!!!11

[ChZ]Hektor: Why don't you learn how to spell before you insult an individual?

Pryam43: focky u this isnt goddamn enlgish clas, n00b

**yL]Aj4x has lost his commander**

yL]Aj4x: WTF!!!!111!!!!! Oddysius u a$$goblin frigin comunitcate with us newb and thanks alot for frigin pulling back your archers out of firing rang so my frigin regulars get focking massacred as soon as they frigin get 14 feet ont the beech n00b.

**Tekton[n1L] has joined the game**

Tekton[n1L]: hey everyone.

[T](Allies)[ChZ]Hektor: Hey man, whats up?

[G](Allies)yL]Aj4x: seriously focker, start frigin talking or img unan reeport you to the makers of the game and have you banned for grieving the team and wasting our frigin time

[T](Allies)Tekton[n1L]: hey i see we got problems at the beach?

[T](Allies)[ChZ]Hektor:Yeah man, they anchored their boats with the catapults and are launching sieges on the southern side, Paris came outta Troy and set up defense in your spot cause we didn't know when someone would relieve the north.

yL]Aj4x: wht is the frigin team messed up agian, last game we didnt have an Agamemnon and now this game we dont have a menalowis and you guys focking got 1 xtra guy and fockin Odysius wont even frigin say a word and its only me and Agamemnon

[T](Allies)Tekton[n1L]: k np i'll bring my guys back and defend the fallback position

Agam3mnon: ajax can you just play the goddamn game and stop yur b1tchin?

[T](Allies)[ChZ]Hektor: Affirmative.

[ChK]Paris: can you stfu homey, plz?

yL]Aj4x: you better not be talking to be sh1tsta!n.

[T](Allies)Tekton[n1L]: yo pryam can u send backup to paris, hes getting pummeled uptop.

Pryam43: No, fock you tekton last time i did that they frigin rushed the northern wall and the middle gate and i cudint get bak to my base quick enuff

[T](Allies)Tekton[n1L]:

[ChK]Paris: and what if I am?

yL]Aj4x: ill come 2 ur house and stan u int eh focking face a$$goblin

[ChK]Paris: bring it on, homie u'll get shot if u step ur azz in my hood, homie

yL]Aj4x: ur prolly just frigin a little frigin b1tch livin in hsi moms basement and ur parents spoil u rotten loser.

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~Real Life~

**yL]Aj4x's Mom has joined the channel**

yL]Aj4x's Mom: Hunny, your pancakes are ready

yL]Aj4x: Frig mom u made me lose my 3 of my frign catapults to hektor just frig off til im frign done, GODDDAMNIT!!!111

yL]Aj4x's Mom: Okay hunny, but don't wait to long they will dry up.

yL]Aj4x: Frig mom leave me alone, yur not trying to conquer troy now are you, n00b.

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**4 minutes later...**

**Ohdi$ius has capture the northern wall for the Greeks**

yL]Aj4x: OMFG!!! DUDE WTH<! DUde i had more guys there then u

Pryam43: stfu ajax ive had it with ur garbage u loser

yL]Aj4x: ur the only loser here a$$goblin

</stats Pryam43>

<Pryam's record is:>

<Wins:29 Losses:53>

yL]Aj4x: u r a focking noob pryam, ur 29-53 like wth stats are those frign noob

**Achilles[44] has joined the game**

Pryam43: that's from gettin teamed up with j3rk offs like u.

yL]Aj4x: stfu b4 i go j3rk off ur mom!!

[ChZ]Paris: ....

yL]Aj4x: omfg achilles where the hell were u the intire frigin game dude

Achilles[44]: Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB Troy IS NEWB

Pryam43: stfu achilles u suck dude u come in after ur team takes the beach, u suck

Achilles[44]: if i suck howc

 
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