"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart
from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes." Mark Twain.
"I would rather have a German division in front of me
than a French one behind me." General George S. Patton.
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting
without your accordion." Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do
something about it." Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means
failure" Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." Rush Limbaugh,
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the
German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." Regis Philbin.
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and
not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you
can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky I don't
know." P.J O'Rourke (1989).
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an
aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but
doesn't have the face for it." John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona.
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam
Hussein? Because he hates America, he
loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France
won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq.
After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France either" Jay Leno.
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it
came marching into Paris under a German flag." David Letterman
Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives
in Canada. Ted Nugent.
War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II.
“The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is
one that says 'First Iraq, then France.” Tom Brokaw.
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