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Subject: Mexican Armed Forces Jokes
Mex101    2/12/2006 2:56:40 PM
I know there are some out there but i'd rather read thim here. So if any of you jokesters know any please do share.
 
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Mex101    RE:Mexican Armed Forces Jokes   2/12/2006 8:07:47 PM
Q: How come the Mexican Army only used 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? A: Because they only had 2 cars. Do you know how many Nazi and KKK and other savage web sites I had to whatch out for just to find that little joke!?!?!? http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bllatenightjokesarchive.htm I couldn't fin the joke in this website, but according to google it starts like this "A Mexican convoy... Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint. I heard this joke before andjust whant to say that someone switched PuertoRican with Mexican, so watch out for "fake" jokes, and keep any savge jokes as far away from this website as you can. Why did the Mexican soldier cross the Border? He fund a 5 dollar bill! Was that funny?
 
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Professor Fickle    RE:Mexican Armed Forces Jokes   2/16/2006 5:16:38 PM
Sorry i dont know any
 
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Thomas3    RE:Mexican Armed Forces Jokes   2/23/2006 4:25:53 PM
How do they salute in the Mexican Army the sombrero must be getting in the way?!?!?!?!?!
 
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inigo    RE:Mexican Armed Forces Jokes   7/19/2006 10:24:22 PM
Hi, I'm new in this forum. Since I am Mexican and live in Mexico I thought I would start with a Mexican joke... In 1999 Raul Castro, Commander of the Cuban Armed Forces and Fidel's younger brother came upon a very nice valley, filled with palm trees... he sighted and said "this valley has almost as many palm trees as the Mexican Army has Generals"... a comment which was not shared by Mexicans... jet, there are 537 Generals in service
 
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