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Subject: The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army
    7/7/2004 1:37:32 AM

1. A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic..."

2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."

3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based upon my experience..."

4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."

5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $#!+..."

 
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Thomas    RE:The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army   7/7/2004 4:07:47 AM
I can top that one: A Danish conscripted NCO with a loose-fitting straightjacket!
 
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Texastillidie    RE:The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army   4/26/2005 5:27:15 PM
6. An artillery second lieutenant with a map.
 
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T Tizzal       5/4/2007 9:30:31 AM
yea that just about is the dangerous part of the army since they are clean up for the Marines
 
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Wayneoh       3/19/2008 2:31:27 PM
I always heard that the two most dangerous things in the Army were a private with a compass or a Lieutenant with a clipboard...
 
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