"They also serve, who sit and surf the NIPR (the Department of Defense's private internet)."   CPT (CENTCOM)

"I hear so much about Ft. Bragg. Where is it?" 

"It's in the western part of southeastern North Carolina."    LCDR and CPT (EUCOM)

"I've become the master of nodding my head and acting like I give a sh!t, and then instantly forgetting what the hell a person was saying the moment they walk away."   Flag-level Executive Assistant

"Mark my words, this internet thing is gonna catch on someday."   LTC (EUCOM)

"You're not a loser. You're just not my kind of winner..."   GS-14 (OSD)

"He who strives for the minimum rarely attains it."   GS-12 (DOS)

"I'm tired of waiting on somebody who I know is just going to ignore me once they arrive." Lt Col (EUCOM),  while waiting to start a brief for a visiting VIP

"If I'd had more time, I'da written a shorter brief..."   Derived from the writings of Mark Twain