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Subject: The economy is so bad that...
Aussiegunneragain    9/3/2010 11:58:47 PM
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. My ATM gave me an IOU! A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with the purchase was a bank. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street". When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
 
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Panther       9/4/2010 3:26:42 AM
LOL!
 
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PlatypusMaximus       9/6/2010 1:07:06 AM
It's so bad that I dug a hole under the border fence and snuck into Mexico...got a job serving food...raped somebody...got sent back to The United States...jumped back over the fenced the next day...got a job as a landscaper...got drunk...ran over some family...got sent back to the US...jumped back over and had to accept a job making hotel beds..Yuck!
 
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PlatypusMaximus       9/6/2010 1:09:35 AM
...Almost forgot the punchline!...the car was an import with an Obama sticker on the bumper...full of Citgo gas.
 
 
Too much? Sorry...It's so bad, I'm not in the mood.
 
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YelliChink       9/6/2010 12:24:25 PM

It's so bad that I dug a hole under the border fence and snuck into Mexico...got a job serving food...raped somebody...got sent back to The United States...jumped back over the fenced the next day...got a job as a landscaper...got drunk...ran over some family...got sent back to the US...jumped back over and had to accept a job making hotel beds..Yuck!




Mexicans aren't stupid enough to tolerate such behavior. Their police will catch you, shake all your cash down then shoot you in the back of your head. Then they will hide some drugs on your body and claim it's done by one of the cartels.
 
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YelliChink       7/29/2011 10:36:27 AM
Speechless..........
 
 

Improving Mexican economy draws  undocumented immigrants home from California

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There are fewer undocumented immigrants in California – and the Sacramento  region – because many are now finding the American dream south of the  border.

"It's now easier to buy homes on credit, find a job and access higher  education in Mexico," Sacramento's Mexican consul general, Carlos González  Gutiérrez, said Wednesday. "We have become a middle-class country."

Mexico's unemployment... rate is now 4.9 percent, compared with 9.4  percent joblessness in the United States.   



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The economy in the US is so bad that illegal aliens from Mexico are packing and go home.
 
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Nanheyangrouchuan       7/31/2011 9:04:03 PM
The economy is so bad that America's homeless are now regarded as gurus of low income living and can get takers when willing to trade sex for lessons in homelessness.
 
And after years of teeth grinding I wonder how YC can chew his food.
 
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