SGTObvious is impressed with the idea that the current pain and suffering in the middle east is a result of their not being properly islamic, and that Saddam, Arafat, the Royal House of Saud, and the rest of the gang of thugs that passes itself off as leadership ought to go in the name of islam.
SGTObvious especially enjoys the declaration that bombing busses is not a properly islamic thing to do, and if a "true" islamic government were to exist, such would not happen.
And it is noted that "muslim" proposes he has a solution that would end all the war, death, pain, misery, etc, etc, associated with the middle east, presumably while keeping non muslims alive, free, unharmed, and importantly enough to say twice, free.
SGTObvious says: "Heck, if this guy can pull off a miracle like that, I'd follow him myself, whether he worshipped Allah, Ganesh, or the Great Tomato."
If it really, really delivers on its promises, kneeling five times a day on a carpet sample is a small price to pay. Of course, being a trifle paranoid about theocracies in general, SGTObvious asks only a minor demonstration of actual capabilities before commiting himself: Take one little miserable rat hole of a nation, and with pure islam and the grace of the Almighty, turn it into a shining example of all that is good, with peace, prosperity, tolerance, science, art, the best of the whole human deal. Pull that one off, and SGTObvious pledges to be a fine convert to the cause.
SGTObvious agrees it sounds tough, but prior religious beleivers have noted that with the power of God on your side, you can get camels through needles. Or stick them with needles. Something like that.
On the other hand, I get the message: Take away all the bad things associated with it, and what's left, the pure heart of it, is really good. SGTObvious could say the same for a peanut butter, liverwurst, limburger, onion and jelly sandwich. SGTObvious cannot prove it, but devoutly hopes there is some good in any culture, so yes, he agrees: Take away all the negative, and what remains is paradise.
If you choose to call the good part leftover the "real" islam, so be it. You don't need to convince me. Convince the guys screaming Death, Revenge, Stone the Adulteress, yada yada yada, and I'll cheer you along and maybe even write a check.
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