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Subject: ...but you said 72....
Elbandeedo    7/28/2003 10:48:33 AM
I almost choked with laughter at this. oh man are there gonna be some ticked off islamofacists! http://www.msnbc.com/news/940974.asp?cp1=1#BODY Challenging the Qur’an A German scholar contends that the Islamic text has been mistranscribed and promises raisins, not virgins Enjoy! E. - still laughing!
 
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American Kafir    RE:...but you said 72....   7/28/2003 11:15:08 AM
I've seen something on this before. Still doesn't explain how the virginity of the 72 raisins comes back after the Muslim has sex with them.
 
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Elbandeedo    RE:...but you said 72.... AK!! Stop the visuals!   7/28/2003 11:20:38 AM
You're killin' me man! ::snicker:: oh me... I need a tissure, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying..... stoooooop!!! ;-) E.
 
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Crusader    RE:...but you said 72....AK   7/28/2003 11:21:38 AM
Why not? Virgin Olive Oil is still that even after you use it.....8^P
 
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Elbandeedo    RE:...but you said 72....   7/28/2003 12:04:15 PM
Perhaps this belongs on eternal wars Have you heard the story of the monks who are translating old documents and digitizing them? Young monk comes to monistary and begins to digitize old documents; he starts by going back to the originals to get the clearest, least distorted (linguistically) version. One of the older monks, fascinated with the process decides to help him... starts digging into some of the oldest documents stored in their vaults. Days go by, then the young monk begins to get worried. He hasn't seen the old monk in days. So he begins to search the vaults, and after hours, finally, down in the deepest vault where the oldest documents are stored he finds the old monk. He is seated at a table, head in hands, crying..."...CelibRATE... it says CELIBRATE..." E.
 
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SGTObvious    One more point, AK   7/28/2003 1:48:24 PM
"Still doesn't explain how the virginity of the 72 raisins comes back after the Muslim has sex with them" The Q'uran never promised sex, only marriage. The Houris, (or raisins) stay virgins for all eternity.
 
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American Kafir    RE:One more point, AK   7/28/2003 4:52:44 PM
"Still doesn't explain how the virginity of the 72 raisins comes back after the Muslim has sex with them" >The Q'uran never promised sex, only marriage. The Houris, (or raisins) stay virgins for all eternity.< Houris! That's the word we're all talking about. According to the Ultimate Encyclopedia of Mythology the "houris" are "black-eyed women who provided dead men in paradise with sexual pleasure. Each man was said to be given 72 houris, whose virginity was eternally renewed." As far as I've discovered, Arabic belief in "houris" predates Islam and the Qu'ran. It's still pretty funny for Muslims to talk about the appealing eternal virginity of dried fruit, if in fact there is a mistranslation in the Qu'ran. Some relevant passages from the world's oldest terrorist manual: Surah 78:31 "As for the righteous, they shall surely triumph. Theirs shall be gardens and vineyards, and high- bosomed virgins for companions: a truly overflowing cup." Surah 37:40-48 "...They will sit with bashful, dark-eyed virgins, as chaste as the sheltered eggs of ostriches." Surah 44:51-55 "...Yes and We shall wed them to dark-eyed houris. (beautiful virgins)" Surah 52:17-20 "...They shall recline on couches ranged in rows. To dark-eyed houris (virgins) we shall wed them..." Surah 55:56-57 "In them will be bashful virgins neither man nor Jinn will have touched before.Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny ?" Surah 55:57-58 "Virgins as fair as corals and rubies. Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny ?" Surah 56:7-40 "...We created the houris (the beautiful women) and made them virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand.. " Surah 55:70-77 "In each there shall be virgins chaste and fair... Dark eyed virgins sheltered in their tents whom neither man nor Jin will have touched before.." In the Hadiths, Pedophile Muhammed goes one step further - Women and young boys are on display as if in a fruit market where you can choose the desired "ripeness." Al Hadis, Vol. 4, p. 172, No. 34 "Ali reported that the Apostle of Allah said, "There is in Paradise a market wherein there will be no buying or selling, but will consist of men and women. When a man desires a beauty, he will have intercourse with them." And speaking of little boys and the Muslims who love them - along with 72 sexually satisfying dark-eyed virgins (or raisins) promised in Paradise comes some divinely satisfying fresh booty in the form of 28 pre-pubescent boys... Surah 52:24 "Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome) as pearls well-guarded." Surah 56:17 "Round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness." Surah 76:19 "And round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness: if thou seest them, thou wouldst think them scattered pearls." Methinks the fundamental flaw with the Qu'ran is that it isn't distributed with barf bags.
 
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Thomas    RE:One more point, AK   7/31/2003 5:57:47 AM
Sex with raisins??? well that explains the poor quality of wine in muslim countries.
 
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