|Reading an interesting article of late, firstly suggesting that most of the suicide bombers are on ecstacy (MDMA), supplied by none other than the Saudi Royal Family
Suicide bombers throughout the Middle East
are often given Ecstasy by their handlers,
to help inspire them with the fervour
required to blow themselves up.
After the Saudi bombings this summer, the US
ordered a crackdown, and the Saudi authorities
traced the bombers’ Ecstasy to a batch shipped
into the country by a member of the Saudi
royal family, based in London.
The prince has been recalled to Saudi Arabia,
and has not been heard from since.
The other more amusing part is concerning these Virgins...ir vines perhaps:
Suicide bombers are told that their sacrifice
will be rewarded in heaven, because the Koran
suggests that martyrs get to have sex with
However, an eminent Islamic scholar suggests
this is a mistranslation from the Koran of
the word “Houri” as Virgin. He's traced the
word back to its original Arabic root and
says it means grape - or wine.
So, even if the Koran is completely correct,
the suicide bombers will arrive in heaven to
discover that they have slaughtered innocent
people in exchange for a couple of chardonnays.