April 29, 2010:
A pro-Iranian cleric in Hamas controlled Gaza has called the recent eruption of a volcano in Iceland, and the subsequent shut down of air traffic over most of northern Europe, as punishment, by God (Allah) of infidels (non-Moslems). This comes after a major Iranian cleric blamed the eruptions on provocatively dressed (or completely undressed) women in the West. Hamas is a client of Iran, and they coordinate their efforts to establish, with Allah's help, a worldwide Islamic religious dictatorship.