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Sex Under the Sea

The following was over heard from a Naval Analyst:

Let's put it this way, anyone who's crazy enough to want to live in a submarine is welcome to do so as far as I'm concerned.� And don't worry about illicit sex if women are added to crews -- the only place there'd be enough room for anything more than a pat on the ass (unless you're both yoga masters) is the bridge, and then the watch standers would have to pretend you weren't around.