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Dumbest Officers?

Which Service has the Dumbest Officers? *

  • Well, in the Coast Guard the officers stay nice and dry on land, while the enlisted people head out to sea in all sorts of weather.
  • In the Army, the officers stand behind the troops and shout, "Attack!"
  • In the Navy, the officers stand on the bridge and steer the ship into action.
  • In the Marine Corps, the officers stand in front of the troops and shout, "Attack!"
  • And in the Air Force?� Well,� the officers go off to battle in their pretty flight suits, flying their expesnive toys, while the enlisted people head for the club for a long one.

��� * Or, conversely, the smartest enlisted people.

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