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Operator Instructions That Could Save Your Life

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"Aim towards the Enemy." (Instruction printed on US M79 Rocket Launcher indicating which end of the rocket launcher the rocket will exit from)

"This side towards the enemy." (Instruction printed on the side of a claymore mine, which is shaped like a flat bowl, that exploded and ejected hundred of metal objects towards anyone in the way)

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." (US Air Force Manual discussing what to do if you have to bail out over enemy territory)

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